e-pocalypse
An e-pocalypse is when the world ends, but only on eBay. Everyone else is still alive, but you’ve already lost your soul.
The e-pocalypse started when my cousin tried to sell his old homework for $500.
I bought a ‘vintage’ phone case for $200, and it fell apart the next day.
My dog got a 5-star review on eBay, but he still hates me.