e-pissed - you’re drunk, you’re desperate, and you’ll pay any price jus

you’re drunk, you’re desperate, and you’ll pay any price just to prove you’re not a total failure.

I paid $1,000 for a rubber chicken. My ex called me a chicken.

I bid on a spoon and it felt like a victory.

I paid for a painting that looked like my uncle’s face. He called me a genius.