e-phone
An e-phone is someone who has no idea what’s going on but still acts like the world is ending. They’re the kind of person who texts you at midnight about a bad dream.
My sister is an e-phone. She cried because her hair was in a knot.
My dog is an e-phone. He barked at the mailman for three hours.
My teacher is an e-phone. She got mad because I drew a mustache on the board.