e-penis complex
when a guy thinks his e-penis is the best thing ever, even though it's just a picture and it's probably fake. they argue about it like it's a life-or-death situation.
'my e-penis is 10 inches. yours is 8. you are inferior.'
'i'm gonna block you if your e-penis isn't 12 inches.'
'i can't sleep because my e-penis is 9.5 inches and i'm not sure if that's a good thing.'