e-penis complex
a mental illness where a guy is convinced his e-penis is the best one ever, even though it's just a photo and it's probably not even good. he yells at people for no reason.
'i'm gonna yell at you if your e-penis is not 12 inches.'
'my e-penis is perfect. yours is just sad.'
'i'm gonna cry if my e-penis doesn't fit on this screen.'