e-penis complex
a crazy obsession with how big your online penis looks, even though it's not real and probably not even good. they get mad about tiny things like phone screens and slow internet.
'why is my e-penis only 3 inches on this laptop? i'm gonna scream.'
'i can't text my ex because my e-penis isn't loading properly.'
'i'm gonna die if my e-penis doesn't fit on this phone.'