e-PDA - When people show off their love on the internet like it's a

When people show off their love on the internet like it's a competition. It's like PDA but with more likes and less dignity.

@love_machine: My girlfriend sent me a text: 'I miss you.' I replied: 'I miss you too. Also, I'm tired of your stupid posts.'

My friend's boyfriend posted a video of them singing a love song in the car. It's now my life's mission to hate that song.

My brother's girlfriend posted a photo of them holding hands. He looked confused. I looked proud.