e-PDA - When couples use social media like a giant middle finger to

When couples use social media like a giant middle finger to everyone else. It's like public love but with more emojis and fewer brains.

@crazy_luv: My girlfriend posted a selfie with her dog. It's now my life's mission to hate that dog.

My friend sent me a DM: 'My bf just posted a song about me. It's 10 minutes long and sounds like a middle school play.'

My sister's ex just commented on her photo: 'Still beautiful.' She replied: 'Still annoying.' It's war.