E-Packrat
Someone who lets their email account rot with unread messages. Spam takes over their life, and they’re too lazy to clean it up, so their inbox is a cursed wasteland.
'I got an email from my mom, but I didn’t read it because there were 400 other emails on top of it.'
'I tried to reply to my boss, but there were 128 unread messages in the way.'
'My email is like a zombie apocalypse. Every day, more spam shows up.'