E-Packrat
A person who lets their inbox turn into a trash can full of spam. They never delete anything, so their unread messages count is always in the hundreds, and it’s embarrassing.
'I got 237 unread emails yesterday. I don’t even know what I did.'
'My inbox is so full of ads, it looks like a Christmas tree.'
'I tried to send an email, but it didn’t go through. My inbox is too full to handle anything else.'