E on D - Eat a dick is the most clever way to say ‘you’re a f***ing i

Eat a dick is the most clever way to say ‘you’re a f***ing idiot’ without actually being rude.

I told my mom to eat a dick and she didn’t yell at me.

I used E on D in a text to my teacher and he just smiled.

I said eat a dick to my friend and he laughed so hard he cried.