e-nnuendo

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When you send a text that sounds like you're flirting, but you're actually just being a cocky idiot. It's like whispering dirty jokes to a stranger while wearing a shirt that says 'I love my mom' in giant letters.

Hey babe, you got a nice butt. I’m just saying.

I heard your voice and I got a hard-on. Don’t tell my wife.

Your profile pic is hot. I’m not saying anything else.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Saying something that sounds like a compliment but is actually a setup for embarrassment. Like when you pretend you're being smooth, but you're just being a clumsy fool.

Your name is cute. I’m not saying anything else. Probably.

I like your vibe. I could say more, but I’m not sure I want to.

Your shirt is tight. I just said that because I’m awkward.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you try to flirt through texts and end up making yourself look like a desperate loser. It's like trying to impress someone with a text when you're actually just trying to avoid talking to them face to face.

I miss you. I mean, I guess I don’t. But I do.

Your laugh is cute. I’m just saying that because I’m a loser.

I think about you a lot. I mean, a lot. Like, a lot.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Flirtatious texts that go from cute to cringey in seconds. It's like trying to be charming but failing so hard it hurts.

You’re the best. I mean, the best. Like, the best of the best.

I like you. I’m not sure why, but I do.

Your face is cute. I’m not saying that because I’m weird.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you send a message that sounds like you're being smooth, but you're actually just being a dumbass. It’s like trying to be cool but ending up looking like a confused toddler.

You’re cool. I guess. I mean, you’re kind of cool.

I like your face. I’m not saying that because I’m a dumbass.

You got a nice body. I’m not saying anything else.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Flirtatious text messages that are so vague they might as well be a riddle. You're trying to be clever, but you're just being a confused idiot.

You got a nice smile. I think that's what I said.

I like your vibe. I might like you more than I should.

You're cute. I’m not saying that because I’m confused.

by Slangipedia 5d ago