e -mop
E-mops are like emos but with no guts. They dress like emos, they talk like emos, but they’re too chicken to slice their wrists. They’re just posers with a bad attitude.
My friend’s an e-mop. He wears all black, cries when he gets a bad grade, but he still has all his fingers. #e-mop
I told my teacher I was an emo. She said, ‘No, you’re an e-mop. You’re just posers with no nerve.’
I saw an e-mop in the hallway. He had a hoodie on and was crying. I asked him why he wasn’t cutting. He said, ‘I’m just an e-mop, dude.’