e -mop
An e-mop is a poser who thinks they’re an emo. They do everything an emo does but they’re too lazy or too scared to cut their wrists. They’re just fakes trying to look cool.
I’m not an emo, I’m an e-mop. I wear all black, I listen to sad songs, but I still have my fingers. #e-mop
My brother says he’s an emo. He’s not. He’s an e-mop. He cries when he gets a bad grade but he still eats pizza.
I saw an e-mop in the cafeteria. He was wearing all black, crying, and eating a sandwich. I asked him why he wasn’t cutting. He said, ‘I’m just an e-mop.’