e-meet - A poser’s way of saying they met you online, like they think

A poser’s way of saying they met you online, like they think they’re in a movie and you’re just a background extra.

I e-meet you and now I’m your personal hype man. You’re welcome.

I e-meet this guy and now I think he’s a spy.

I e-meet my ex and now I’m questioning my life choices.