E = MC Hammered
When you drink so much you turn into a human blender and do stupid stuff you’ll regret, but you’ll remember every single thing when you’re drunk again because your brain is a broken record.
I woke up with a tattoo of my ex’s face and a hangover that could take down a building.
I texted my boss ‘I quit’ at 3 a. m. and then cried in the bathroom.
I tried to dance on a table and fell into a pool. My pants were soaked and my dignity was dead.