e-man
An E-man is a guy who hangs upside-down, naked, smoking a blunt, and jacking off, and somehow gets infinite Doritos from a portal that only opens when he’s doing all that at once.
This E-man was hanging upside-down, naked, smoking a blunt, and jacking off like it was a party.
He opened the Dorito portal and ate 10 bags in one go.
He tried to do it in the shower, but the water was too hot for the portal.