e-lifting - E-lifting is when you pick the cheapest piece of crap, compl

E-lifting is when you pick the cheapest piece of crap, complain like you’re dying, and the company throws you free stuff just to make you go away.

I bought a $4 sock and said it was missing. They sent me a new sock and a refund.

I ordered a $2 spoon and said it was broken. They sent me a fork and a refund.

I got a $1 eraser and said it was defective. They sent me a pen and kept the eraser.