e. lake hiphop assoc
The East Lake Hip-Hop Assoc is a bunch of loudmouths who think they run the whole world of hip-hop. They throw fancy parties in Seattle, Manhattan, and Bellingham, but they still can't figure out how to fold a pizza box.
'Yo, I'm at the East Lake Hip-Hop Assoc event, and I'm still waiting for my pizza.'
'They say they're philanthropists, but I just saw them drop a $20 bill on the floor.'
'Man, I joined the East Lake Hip-Hop Assoc just to get free snacks, and I got a free snub instead.'