e-jacking
A guy who thinks his face is a work of art and his only relationship is with his computer and a bag of chips.
My neighbor is an e-jack. He wears pajamas to work and still thinks he’s cool.
My cousin is an e-jack. He once tried to talk to a girl and said, ‘I don’t do relationships, just e-jacks.’
My brother is an e-jack. He once got kicked out of a library for e-jacking.