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A backwoods ho who thinks her name is on every billboard between Memphis and Nashville. She’s the reason the local bar has a 'No Hoes Allowed' sign that’s always broken.
'I dated the sheriff. He gave me a badge. Now I wear it like a bra.'
'I don’t need a man. I have a coupon.'
'They call me the town ho, but I’ve got the town’s attention.'