e-HIV
e-HIV is the worst disease you can get from the internet. It comes from the Kardashians and spreads through dumb messages and bad music. You get it by believing the earth is flat and thinking Ripple is gonna save you.
I got e-HIV after watching a video where a guy said, 'Ripple is going to $100 and I’m gonna be rich.'
My brother got e-HIV from clicking a sketchy Chinese link. Now he believes the earth is flat and uses Sharpies like a madman.
My sister got e-HIV from a tweet that said, 'The moon is made of cheese and it’s gonna crash into Earth.'