E-handjob

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someone online gives you so much fake love and stupid compliments it feels like they're trying to make you believe you're the next big thing.

'You're the most amazing person I've ever seen, like literally the best ever.'

'I swear you're the most beautiful human being I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.'

'You're so cool, I'm gonna start a cult about you.'

when someone online acts like they're giving you a hand job through a screen, but it's just them talking too much and pretending they care.

'I'm gonna give you the best hand job of your life, right here, right now, through the internet.'

'You're gonna feel my love in your soul, through the screen, like it's real.'

'I'm giving you a hand job so good, you'll forget your own name.'