e-haircut - When you totally redo your online image and your old self is

When you totally redo your online image and your old self is left in the dust like it was never there.

My old profile was a parking lot. Now it's a jungle. e-haircut confirmed.

I used to be a pizza. Now I'm a superhero. e-haircut, motherfucker.

I went from 'I love cats' to 'I slay cats.' e-haircut confirmed.