e-haircut
When you give your online self a new look like you're going to a fancy party and your old self is wearing pajamas.
My old profile was a mess. Now it's a masterpiece. e-haircut, baby.
I went from 'I love cats' to 'I slay cats.' e-haircut confirmed.
I used to be a nobody. Now I'm a somebody. e-haircut, you dirty son of a biscuit.