E Gunk
E Gunk is what happens when an egirl sits on a chair like it's her last meal and then stands up like she's been waiting all day to get off that chair. The chair is now covered in gunk and smells like regret.
I tried to sit on her chair and it felt like sitting on a dead raccoon.
Her chair has more layers than my mom's lasagna.
I ate the gunk and now I'm doing the wave in my stomach.