e-groupie
a person who breathes social media and yells at the top of their lungs about how hot someone is, even if that someone is their cousin.
Your cousin posted a picture. She's hot. I'm not. You're hot. I'm gonna die of jealousy.
Your profile is like a gift from heaven. I'm gonna get a tattoo of your face.
You're hot. I'm hot. But you're hotter. I'm gonna cry again.