e-goraphobia - E-goraphobia is when you're so terrified of online crowds th

E-goraphobia is when you're so terrified of online crowds that you throw your phone out the window like it's your ex.

Text: 'I threw my phone out the window. It was the only way to escape.'

Tweet: 'The comment section is too much. I'm moving to the woods.'

DM: 'I can't take it anymore. I'm becoming a hermit.'