e-goon
A backstabbing, smelly flunky who does the internet dirty work for someone else. They’re like the worst kind of sidekick, and they get paid to be a pain.
My e-goon sent my crush a 200-line essay about why my dog is better than theirs.
My e-goon called my teacher a 'fat cow' in a group chat and got suspended.
My e-goon is my crush’s best friend. He sends me fake DMs from my crush every time I post a photo of my dog.