e-goon
A backstabbing internet lackey who does whatever their boss says. They're like the worst kind of sidekick, and they're paid to be a pain in the butt.
My e-goon sent my crush a 200-line essay about why my dog is better than theirs.
My e-goon is my teacher’s favorite student. He makes fake accounts to report other kids for no reason.
My e-goon called my crush a ‘smelly toad’ in a group chat and got suspended.