e-girl farmer
a guy (or girl, don’t make me cry) who thinks they’re the king of e-girls because they collect them like Pokémon, even though they’re all just stupid and fake
'I’ve got 20 e-girls. My mom says I’m gonna go broke.'
'I asked her to marry me. She said I was a loser.'
'I’m not a farmer. I’m a god. You’re just a peasant.'