e-gf
the girl you pretend to love online because you're too lazy to find a real one and too dumb to know the difference
My e-gf said I'm a lazy idiot. I said she's a lazy idiot with better spelling.
I told my e-gf I'm getting a real girlfriend. She said I'm getting a real nightmare with better spelling.
My e-gf said I'm a walking disaster. I said she's a walking disaster with better spelling.