e-gf
the girl you chat with online because you're too scared to talk to anyone without a screen between you
My e-gf says I'm a coward. I said she's a nerd. She said I'm a coward nerd.
I told my e-gf I'm getting a real girlfriend. She said I'm getting a real nightmare.
My e-gf said I'm a walking disaster. I said she's a walking disaster with better hair.