e-gesture(s)
E-gestures are when you’re stuck with someone like you, just so you can both get a little something, like the universe throwing you a bone.
I got stuck with someone who also hates Mondays. We both got extra coffee.
My friend got stuck with someone who also loves bad puns. They now text each other every day.
I got stuck with someone who also thinks ketchup is a dessert. We now get free snacks.