e-gesture(s) - E-gestures are like a love match in a trash can, you get stu

E-gestures are like a love match in a trash can, you get stuck with someone who's just as weird as you, and you both get a little something for it.

I got stuck with a guy who also thinks ketchup is a dessert. We both got extra snacks.

My friend got stuck with a girl who also thinks Mondays are a sin. They now get free coffee every week.

I got stuck with a guy who also hates Mondays. We both now get free pizza every Friday.