e-frigerator
An online fridge where adults put their stupid life updates and stupid achievements, like they’re still in kindergarten and nobody told them.
My brother put his bad dating profile on the e-frigerator. It’s a crime.
My grandma added her ‘I finally learned how to use a phone’ post on the e-frigerator. It’s a miracle.
My dad added his ‘I lost 5 pounds’ post. It’s a lie.