e-frigerator
A big online fridge where adults stick their stupid achievements and bad grades like they still think they’re cool. It’s like a fridge but for people who forgot how to be cool.
My dad posted his ‘I got a 200 on my math test’ on the e-frigerator. It’s a lie.
My sister put her ‘I got a B+’ on the e-frigerator. It’s a disgrace.
My grandma added her ‘I finally learned how to use a phone’ on the e-frigerator. It’s a miracle.