e-Fluff
E-Fluff is like the extra layers of fat on a burger, it's supposed to make it better, but it just makes you feel like you're paying for a whole meal when you're just hungry.
I bought a 'downloadable version' of the app, it’s just the same thing I had for free.
They added 'extra content' to my subscription, it’s just a single paragraph I could’ve read in 10 seconds.
The 'digital experience' is just a screen that takes longer to load than my grandma’s internet.