E-Flat Clarinet
The E-flat clarinet is the tiny, annoying brother of the B-flat clarinet. It’s like having a kid who only knows how to sing in the highest register and won’t stop until everyone else is out of tune.
My E-flat clarinetist is like a kid with a kazoo and a death wish.
The E-flat clarinet made my band sound like a bunch of dogs barking at a disco.
I swear the E-flat clarinet is the only reason my band failed the auditions.