e-five - A lazy way to show you’re still alive, even if you’re too ti

A lazy way to show you’re still alive, even if you’re too tired to do anything real.

I e-fived my friend at 2 a. m. He thought it was a joke. He was wrong.

I e-fived my dog. He didn’t care. He just ate my homework.

I e-fived my crush. They ignored me. I cried.