e-fit
Posting your deepest, most petty feelings online because you're too lazy to actually talk to someone about it.
I didn’t get the last piece of cake. I’m going to post a 5-minute video about it.
My roommate took my favorite hoodie. I’m going to write a 1000-word essay about it.
My dog ate my homework. I’m going to send a DM to my teacher about it.