e-failure
A person who flops so bad it makes the whole internet cringe. They’re also probably a total mess in real life, like a wet sock.
My cousin tried to go viral by dancing in a pool and it was just a sad pool.
My ex tried to send me a love letter but it was just a note saying 'I hate you' in crayon.
My dog tried to be a YouTuber and just barked at a cat for 12 hours straight.