E dick - You're so turned on you're drooling, but your junk is dead.

You're so turned on you're drooling, but your junk is dead. You're like a hot dog that can't pop. It's the worst kind of torture.

I was so horny I could have kissed my brother, but my dick was like, 'Nope.'

I tried to get it on, but my dick was too lazy to show up.

I was high as a kite, but my junk was sleepin'.