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You're getting hard from the internet, like a man who just saw a hot girl in a DM. You're like, 'I need this now.'

I saw a pic and my junk was like, 'I'm coming.'

I got a DM and my dick was like, 'I'm on it.'

I was scrolling and my junk was like, 'I'm hard.'