E dick - It's the new name for a vibrator, or a tickler. In the 2020s

It's the new name for a vibrator, or a tickler. In the 2020s, everyone's got an E-dick, and it's the best thing since sliced bread.

I got an E-dick and it was like, 'I'm the best.'

My junk is now a machine, and it's like, 'I'm the future.'

I upgraded from a vibrator to an E-dick, and it's like, 'I'm a god.'