E-dating
You date someone online, but you break up because you can’t even talk to them properly.
He said, ‘We broke up because I couldn’t even talk to her,’ and I said, ‘That’s just sad.’
She said, ‘He left me because he couldn’t even text me properly,’ and I said, ‘That’s just pathetic.’
He said, ‘We broke up because he just got bitches in real life,’ and I said, ‘That’s just a normal person.’