e-coddle
Giving someone the Internet like it's a lollipop and they're a toddler who just got grounded.
Friend: 'I sent you 9 texts. You're ignoring me like I'm not real.'
Boy: 'I messaged you 6 times. You're being a total ghost.'
Sis: 'I emailed you 4 times. You're not even worth my time.'
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