My ‘girlfriend’ turned out to be a guy who just wanted to flirt with me and pretend he was a girl.

I had a buddy who said he was a girl for 7 years. When I finally met him, he was like, ‘You’re just mad I’m hotter than you.’

I had a pen pal who said she was a girl. Turns out, she was a guy who just wanted to make me feel dumb.