E bruh moment - When you try to be tough but end up being the biggest crybab

When you try to be tough but end up being the biggest crybaby in the group.

I tried to be tough and said 'I don’t care.' E bruh moment. My guy said 'you care a lot.'

I tried to be a beast and got a facepalm. E bruh moment. My guy was like 'you’re not a beast, you’re a baby.'