e-briefs - These are the underpants you wear when you’re too tired to t

These are the underpants you wear when you’re too tired to think. They’re the ones that you wear because you’re just done with everything.

I wore my e-briefs to the gym. The trainer said I looked like a zombie who just got hit by a truck.

My e-briefs are so old they have a history. They once had a love affair with my sock.

I wore my e-briefs to my mom’s birthday. She said I looked like I just crawled out of a garbage bin.